I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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