My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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