The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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