do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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