grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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