Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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