Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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