ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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