I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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