I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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