No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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