i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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