i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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