when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
jump out the window naked night went bad
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