Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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