I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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