He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
