Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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