I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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