So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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