thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Still dying that you shit outside
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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