Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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