what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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