there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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