i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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