about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Pooping to opera.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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