i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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