It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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