Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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