Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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