So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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