I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
