i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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