stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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