Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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