Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
