last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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