After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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