she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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