Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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