belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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