is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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