I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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