I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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