She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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