Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
