But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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