I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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