he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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