just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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